Wednesday, June 10, 2009

The Nipples Getting Pierced

CACIO E PEPE TG



E 'to an ordinary day preparation of local television with cheese and pepper ", is about to be delivered on the 20 o'clock news, and as usual the commentator Nando is late ...

" Nando, you can not always arrive late to the next you chased away "

The man sits smiling in the counter:

"Caesar what I paid for it already so I come ...."

"Nando never mind, I recommend it only from the news and not make comments like the last time! "

" Caesar I'm a television commentator and then comment, if I do I lick the your work or go to work elsewhere and do not need to tell doveg7 .... "

Caesar would have struck, but there was no time, so he gave the leaves Nando news and was part of the symbol.

"Good evening, everybody, let's not waste time and hear the latest news from our beautiful country.

Members of the PDL after the landslide victory in the European elections have said that now take their values \u200b\u200bin Europa.il first blind minister, you know who I'm talking about,

that of the party at the villa of our President of Board, has resigned to enter the European parliament, I think he wants to continue to share certain values \u200b\u200bwith our MPs. "

Caesar after that comment had put his hands in his hair.

“Passiamo alla prossima notizia,un gruppo di ricercatori di San Diego,ha appena divulgato gli esiti di una loro ricerca ,la quale dimostrerebbe che un sonno tranquillo aiuterebbe a risolvere i problemi….

Secondo fonti attendibili questa ricerca è stata finanziata dal gruppo italiano denominato Fininvest , infatti non c’è dubbio che da quando gli italiani dormono per il nostro presidente i problemi sono spariti”

Cesare ormai era passato a piangere senza sosta…

“Ed ecco l’ultima notizia appena giunta in redazione,il ministro della pubblica amministrazione ha dichiarato che il salario degli italiani sta guadagnando potere d’ acquisto…”

Nando avvicina il foglio per vedere se a letto giusto,poi prende il telefono

“Scusate devo comunicare con la redazione….Cesare ma è vera sta notizia?No ,perché non vorrei che qualcuno mi stesse fregando i soldi , visto che la mia busta paga cries the same old misery. ... ah ... I understand, talking to their salaries for a change .... "

Nando terminating the call to turn back to the audience at home

"Dear viewers, and all from your Nando, a suggestion if I were you I start to sleep less, the problems must be solved to wake up ..."

The Nipples Getting Pierced

CACIO E PEPE TG



E 'to an ordinary day preparation of local television with cheese and pepper ", is about to be delivered on the 20 o'clock news, and as usual the commentator Nando is late ...

" Nando, you can not always arrive late to the next you chased away "

The man sits smiling in the counter:

"Caesar what I paid for it already so I come ...."

"Nando never mind, I recommend it only from the news and not make comments like the last time! "

" Caesar I'm a television commentator and then comment, if I do I lick the your work or go to work elsewhere and do not need to tell doveg7 .... "

Caesar would have struck, but there was no time, so he gave the leaves Nando news and was part of the symbol.

"Good evening, everybody, let's not waste time and hear the latest news from our beautiful country.

Members of the PDL after the landslide victory in the European elections have said that now take their values \u200b\u200bin Europa.il first blind minister, you know who I'm talking about,

that of the party at the villa of our President of Board, has resigned to enter the European parliament, I think he wants to continue to share certain values \u200b\u200bwith our MPs. "

Caesar after that comment had put his hands in his hair.

“Passiamo alla prossima notizia,un gruppo di ricercatori di San Diego,ha appena divulgato gli esiti di una loro ricerca ,la quale dimostrerebbe che un sonno tranquillo aiuterebbe a risolvere i problemi….

Secondo fonti attendibili questa ricerca è stata finanziata dal gruppo italiano denominato Fininvest , infatti non c’è dubbio che da quando gli italiani dormono per il nostro presidente i problemi sono spariti”

Cesare ormai era passato a piangere senza sosta…

“Ed ecco l’ultima notizia appena giunta in redazione,il ministro della pubblica amministrazione ha dichiarato che il salario degli italiani sta guadagnando potere d’ acquisto…”

Nando avvicina il foglio per vedere se a letto giusto,poi prende il telefono

“Scusate devo comunicare con la redazione….Cesare ma è vera sta notizia?No ,perché non vorrei che qualcuno mi stesse fregando i soldi , visto che la mia busta paga cries the same old misery. ... ah ... I understand, talking to their salaries for a change .... "

Nando terminating the call to turn back to the audience at home

"Dear viewers, and all from your Nando, a suggestion if I were you I start to sleep less, the problems must be solved to wake up ..."

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Nylon Feet Womens Feet

C' ERA UNA VOLTA UNA STRETTA DI MANO....

Today, Robert had to be a great day, finalmente dopo 2 anni di precariato era arrivato il momento tanto atteso,la firma sul nuovo contratto di lavoro.
Roberto per l'occasione si era messo la tuta da lavoro migliore che aveva arrivando in ditta con largo anticipo,non capita tutti i giorni di firmare un contratto a tempo indeterminato.
Il ragazzo aveva solo 20 anni,ma dopo aver sudato le 14 fatiche del precario DOC , finalmente si apprestava a fare il grande salto...indeterminato!Roberto aveva riflettuto a lungo sul significato di quella parola e ogni tanto qualche dubbio, sindacalista e comunista per giunta ,gli sfiorava la mente.
Guardava i proprietari della sua azienda, erano molto più vecchi di lui e non capiva se era il suo di tempo ad essere indeterminato , Or their ...
I doubt, however, were not strong enough to make him desist, and the smile that morning at 16 / 9 radiated grim faces of his colleagues.
The day ended quickly and Roberto was called by his boss in administration, just walked in the office noticed that the atmosphere was not that large cerimonie.Il her boss made her brief said he had prepared an extension of another year under the same terms and conditions, give or take .... Roberto
timidly asked the chief if he remembered what he said two years ago, trying to remember the open-ended contract that was promised after the period of apprenticeship.
The head of course denied everything and then stunned Roberto said

"she promised, she gave me the hand!"

chief said, lowering his head:

"promises to today 's must be authenticated with a handshake but with a signature on a piece of paper ...." Roberto

going home thinking the words of his boss, remembered his first handshake, had passed away 16 years, his cousin had lent his car remote as long as he held the mouth shut about some trouble he had done .
remembered his words

"give me your word you will say nothing" and then he shook my hand ...

Roberto was small and did not understand the gesture's cousin said,

"any agreement between men signed with a handshake that is to give more value to their word "

Roberto got home went in his room, on the wall of his room dominated by a poster on everything thor , iron man, cap, shook hands to give an even stronger sign of their union ...
The boy thought to the words of his boss and tried to imagine his heroes bend to sign a contract on a desk ....
Roberto thought after that was even more convinced of the decision, he had cleared his head with a few simple words:
"I can not work for someone with so little importance to a handshake, mi vergogno per lei..."

Il ragazzo Guardo nuovamente il poster e pensando ad alta voce disse:
" Chissà se Thor usa il martello per firmare...."