Wednesday, June 10, 2009

The Nipples Getting Pierced

CACIO E PEPE TG



E 'to an ordinary day preparation of local television with cheese and pepper ", is about to be delivered on the 20 o'clock news, and as usual the commentator Nando is late ...

" Nando, you can not always arrive late to the next you chased away "

The man sits smiling in the counter:

"Caesar what I paid for it already so I come ...."

"Nando never mind, I recommend it only from the news and not make comments like the last time! "

" Caesar I'm a television commentator and then comment, if I do I lick the your work or go to work elsewhere and do not need to tell doveg7 .... "

Caesar would have struck, but there was no time, so he gave the leaves Nando news and was part of the symbol.

"Good evening, everybody, let's not waste time and hear the latest news from our beautiful country.

Members of the PDL after the landslide victory in the European elections have said that now take their values \u200b\u200bin Europa.il first blind minister, you know who I'm talking about,

that of the party at the villa of our President of Board, has resigned to enter the European parliament, I think he wants to continue to share certain values \u200b\u200bwith our MPs. "

Caesar after that comment had put his hands in his hair.

“Passiamo alla prossima notizia,un gruppo di ricercatori di San Diego,ha appena divulgato gli esiti di una loro ricerca ,la quale dimostrerebbe che un sonno tranquillo aiuterebbe a risolvere i problemi….

Secondo fonti attendibili questa ricerca è stata finanziata dal gruppo italiano denominato Fininvest , infatti non c’è dubbio che da quando gli italiani dormono per il nostro presidente i problemi sono spariti”

Cesare ormai era passato a piangere senza sosta…

“Ed ecco l’ultima notizia appena giunta in redazione,il ministro della pubblica amministrazione ha dichiarato che il salario degli italiani sta guadagnando potere d’ acquisto…”

Nando avvicina il foglio per vedere se a letto giusto,poi prende il telefono

“Scusate devo comunicare con la redazione….Cesare ma è vera sta notizia?No ,perché non vorrei che qualcuno mi stesse fregando i soldi , visto che la mia busta paga cries the same old misery. ... ah ... I understand, talking to their salaries for a change .... "

Nando terminating the call to turn back to the audience at home

"Dear viewers, and all from your Nando, a suggestion if I were you I start to sleep less, the problems must be solved to wake up ..."

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